Fake names for Gems

It just irks me to no end
the listings I see of supposed 'gems' for sale.

How to tell what you're getting?

Here's a place to start http://www.houseofgems.com/newsletters/news11292004.htm

pay attention to the diamond category-
I've seen these advertised on etsy.

life-vest for doggies

Oh I can't wait to toss her into some water!
This is a beauty of a life-vest.
I bought it online here

It's the k-9 float coat by Ruff Wear.
size xtra small and fits like a glove!