It's hard getting into the holidays
when its still 80 degrees out,
and you KNOW there will be no snow.
I was having a really bad day when it dawned on me....
if we are going artificial,
lets really do it!
The dog really isn't into it.
I just made her sit there.
She's colorblind after all (or so they say).
Now I gotta find super sized silver balls.
'Cuz not only are we pink,
but we're also going big.