arms spread out like an airplane
monster number two
is no 'runway' model
(oh how corny)
but with freakishly long legs and a short torso
he will always tell you
from sock nub to sock nub
he's gonna save it all for you.
well the show is over... I sold the mini monkey and this large weird bunny before the doors even opened. Its a really odd picture, but I do scrunch up nicely and it's comfortable. So I SOLD OUT of all creatures knit or made of socks. Even the dinosaur left me. It was a long day but the bands were rockin' and roller derby chicks are always cool. The oddest thing was that everyone squeezed the crap out of my knit creatures. Like they were trying to find a dog squeaker in them. I also noticed it was mostly men who understood my Pluto t-shirts and laughed. I only sold one shirt to Pluto sympathizer it's ok, I really wanted to keep one for myself.
I would like to personally thank the a-hole from India who left a mile long comment of links to crap and then left a second one. Having to scroll and delete, rinse and repeat- was the highlight of my day.