turtle love

This is what is left of my dog's beloved turtle toy.
All the stuffing was ripped out immediately.
The head is hanging on by a few threads.

And yet she still loves it.

Fake names for Gems

It just irks me to no end
the listings I see of supposed 'gems' for sale.

How to tell what you're getting?

Here's a place to start http://www.houseofgems.com/newsletters/news11292004.htm

pay attention to the diamond category-
I've seen these advertised on etsy.

life-vest for doggies

Oh I can't wait to toss her into some water!
This is a beauty of a life-vest.
I bought it online here

It's the k-9 float coat by Ruff Wear.
size xtra small and fits like a glove!

home sweet home

This is what happens when you rent to a bunch of clowns.
no no, just kidding.
This is what happens when your house goes camping.
no no.

This is what happens when you have
drywood termites in Florida.
First they shoot it with tear gas,
then they suck all the oxygen out of it,
and pump it full of Vikane.
Let it sit for a day,
air it out for a day and you are good to go!
Still it was a pain in the ass...

First Birthday and start of hurricane season

We had a splendid time at the party
even more fun destroying
most of her gifts the next day.

We have a bit of an adventure next week.
Should be interesting...

She's a strange one...

As she grows she's getting weird.
The other night this is what she brought to bed.
That's right.
An ugly seashell with a barnacle on it!

Introducing..... LOLA

ahh pure puppy love
4 months old and pees on my floor
doesnt get much better than this.

time to make the monkeys

ahh its that time of year again...
where i start cranking out sock monsters,
so I can have a good stock of them for x-mas.